Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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