it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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