Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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