But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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