butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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