I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Randomize
