dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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