BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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