she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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