don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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