just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
