Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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