Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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