Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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