I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Why is your signature on my underwear?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
dude. I can hear the air.
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