i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
