Cold hands, warm shart.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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