White coat. Heels.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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