Fine. I'll sleep in my office
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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