Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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