I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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