i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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