Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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