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  If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go

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• but she did my hair! and then ate me out!

  Submitted by kingofavery on Feb 17, 12 at 10:48am

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• Or have her get an addadicktomy. ( if you're not bright, sound it out.)

  Submitted by porksword on Feb 17, 12 at 11:04am

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  • Where is this from? My dad used to always say it, never knew where he got it

    Submitted by BirdDog on Feb 17, 12 at 11:34am

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    • Sarcastic response, your mom used to say it all the time. Honestly, I can't remember where I picked it up.

      Submitted by porksword on Feb 17, 12 at 11:57am

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      • Well me my is a bird so that makes sense

        Submitted by BirdDog on Feb 17, 12 at 12:02pm

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        • ???, I meant as in a dick IN her. Didn't translate well. So your dads a dog?

          Submitted by porksword on Feb 17, 12 at 1:17pm

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          • Yea I was so high I totally fucked that up. Yes I was implying that I'm half bird half dog. That high

            Submitted by BirdDog on Feb 17, 12 at 5:12pm

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• My initially thought OP was a guy...

  Submitted by ahyeah on Feb 18, 12 at 12:03am

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• No. Strap-on is the only way to go. Many sizes and colors to choose from.

  Submitted by chiksr4me on Feb 18, 12 at 4:58am

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