k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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