My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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