found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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