Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Still dying that you shit outside
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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