Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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