I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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