Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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