God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm sobbing to NWA
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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