I wannas sexs uuuuu
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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