try this one: having sex and accidentally hitting answer when your dad calls, and not knowing it... and him getting to you scream "harder! god your dick feels so good in me!" yeah that one really sucks
9:01 here... I have no clue if he staid on the phone or not... I was busy having sex...
All I know is that he wasn't too happy with me when I came home... I was only like 17 at the time... I got a big ass chewing...
And the time he came home from work early and heard me and my boyfriend in my bedroom... He left and came back an hour or so later. My mom chewed me out for that one....
I really think my dad has "My daughter is getting fucked" radar...
Better then realizing you made a 36 second call to your designated driver once you got out of the car after making them cry. I don't know if it was an apology or salting wounds.
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