Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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