i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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