69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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