Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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