You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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