Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
