Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Randomize
