wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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