i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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