Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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