I am puke
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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