Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
