So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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