grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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