did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
