Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
only if we run a train.
done.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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