I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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