Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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