When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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