i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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