So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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