I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
