great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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