so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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