Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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