at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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